I seriously love that you stopped by to see what I’m up to.
I’m getting new headshots taken. Meanwhile, please enjoy this 10-year-old photo of me with a questionable dye job, wearing a neon shirt. (No, I had not been hunting). Don’t be alarmed by the sinister hand on my shoulder. I’m alive and unharmed, living with my family and writing in New York City.
No lie, I cannot wait to meet you! If we’re already friends, I’m trusting you not to laugh at my photo. Or if you do, at least buy me a glass of wine to soften the blow.